Exhibit 1.5.21

Two Links

* I have a short piece giving some flash fiction bylaws over at Nano Fiction for their State of Flash series. I really do mean all of them. Especially the ones about poor, poor Doug.

* My short short "Biologists Study Grace" is over at Paper Darts and the entire page will soon be tattooed onto my back. Not really. probably. Maybe. Sort of. We'll see. But it is quite pretty.

Exhibit 1.5.18

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood


James Van Der Beak




En Passant Explanation




Disturbingly Sexualized Corn




Birdo As Problematically Described by Mario 2 Instructions




Lukewarm Review of Most Recent R. Kelly Album




Map of Ansley, Nebraska, for Ansley, Nebraska, Emergencies




The New Cupboard Logo

Exhibit 1.4.15

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood


W.A.S.T.E. symbol



Retweet Icon



Alfred Hitchcock Presents on Lower Stomach



Dino from the Flintstones Playing an Upright Bass



Sitar Diagram



Sheet music for "Up Where We Belong"



Facebook Homepage Which Will Never Ever Change

Exhibit 27.20

Film Criticism

My review of the Swedish adaptation of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo:

My review of the Swedish adaptation of The Girl Who Played With Fire:



Look, all I'm saying is there might be better languages to use when having conversations about terrible crimes.

It's cool, I can say this because I'm sure it's true.

Exhibit 27.18

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

Slipknot Concert Schedule on Back




Clip Art Cupcake




One of Mom's Christmas Quilts




Forever Stamp on Fists




Some unclear statement using The Illustrated Man's Cover




Tattoo Instructions

Exhibit 26.9

Tattoo Idea for Someone Else



It's practical and colorful. Although I guess the problem is that it changes sometimes. O, wait, it never changes except for one state where it changes all the time.

Guess which state. Guess.

Yep, that one.

Exhibit 24.26

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

The Turtle from Mario Bros.


Old Timey Periscope Ad


Missouri License Plate


Map of Legoland


Sort of Grim Reaper

Exhibit 22.5

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood

Neighborhood Watch Sign


Rotary Phone Dial


Lee Marvin's Tombstone


Frasier Logo


Television Showing Second Quarter of Michigan vs. Michigan State Game


Paul Revere's Engraving of the Boston Massacre


Particularly Riveting Page of Classified Ads

Exhibit 19.4

Tattoo Ideas for Someone Else Sorted by Decreasing Likelihood


Pilcrow



Unnecessarily Complicated Paperclip Diagram


Map to Nebraska


Creepy Picture of Poe


Palm Reading Instructions on Palms


The Byrds's Sweetheart of the Rodeo Cover