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1.02.2009

Exhibit 15.7

I'm just going to go ahead and reuse last year's resolutions:


New Year's Resolutions

1. Post more. Dropping under 20 a month is just embarrassing.
2. Take stairs to office. Initially I wrote "Take stares to office." I'll do that one, too.
3. Start reading Ward 6. That doesn't really need an explanation.
4. Make more salads. It's not that I feel like I don't eat enough salad as is, it's just that I feel like I need at least one diet related resolution.
5. Stop spending 6 hours per day thinking about Bill Parcells.
6. Train dog. I'm not sure what to train her to do though. Possibly to eat all the extra salad I'll be making.
7. Use spell check. I'm serious this time.

6.25.2008

Exhibit 10.14

Two really odd google searches took people to this blog within eight hours of each other yesterday:

"Tim Allen Gets Raped in Prison"

and

"Fat Pictures Ohio Random Walmart"

Wow.

For the record, I come in first and fourth, respectively, in the search results. That is until I actually post this. At that point I'll lock up the market for Tim Allen rape fetishists and those looking for pictures of fat people at a (non-particular) Wal-Mart in Ohio.

I feel pretty good about that.