Showing posts with label Lizards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lizards. Show all posts

9.16.2009

Exhibit 21.13


Um, hey, Texas, I think it's time we have a talk. I think you're great. Really. No complaints here. I can deal with the weather and the trucks and the talk of secession. Hell, I even enjoy those things more often than not. And I really like Lone Star Beer. But, um, I was just wondering if you could, you know, maybe explain why there's an inch-long translucent lizard on my wall.

I'm not messing with you.

I would never mess with you.