Reconstructed Timeline of Last Night
12:30 a.m. - After grading all night, went to sleep after watching an old episode of Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes. Dreamed briefly of outsmarting Victorians.
1:00 a.m. - Woken up by dogs barking outside. Confused, felt around for my pipe and panicked over how I could outsmart them without it. Decided I would just give the dogs C-minuses.
1:05 a.m. - As dogs barking outside is what happens in the morning, I thought it was morning. Also, I wasn't really awake. I made coffee.
1:10 a.m. - Deduced that the sun wasn't rising properly. Wanted to tell someone about the mystery I solved. Thought about tweeting it. Thought about reconsidering some recent life choices involving social networks.
1:11 a.m. - Really got worried about the health of the sun.
1:20 a.m. - Finally opened computer and realized what was going on. Became less concerned for the sun and more concerned about being out Sherlock-ed by neighborhood dogs.
1:21-2:45 a.m - Debated whether or not I should actually drink the coffee I'd made and tried to determine what this would mean for the rest of my Friday.
3:00 a.m. - Began another episode of Sherlock Holmes.
? - Woke up and the power was off for the entire block. Drank cold coffee while sleuthing, sleuthing which involved questioning the dogs.
? - "Did you do it? Yes, you did, yes, you did. Who'sa good criminal? You are, yes you are."
9:30 a.m. - Power came back on. Thought about reconsidering some recent life choices involving social networks.
Showing posts with label Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday. Show all posts
11.12.2010
Exhibit 27.24
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A. Peterson
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5.21.2008
Exhibit 9.19
Friday, May 23
Tugboat Art Gallery at 14th and O St.
7pm
You want to go to that.
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Anonymous
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