Exhibit 1.5.2

Remember When I Had a Blog

That was weird.

Exhibit 24.21

I Live Blog This Commercial I See on Hulu All the Time

0:01 - Is that text message from Marc Summers congratulating this lady on having the world's most disturbingly spotless kitchen?

0:07 - Should the crazy lady have headphones too?

0:08 - Is this the chat roulette I keep hearing about? If so, this girl got really lucky to find a geometry teacher and not...anyone else on chat roulette.

0:10 - I could do this. I like learning and stainless steel appliances.

0:12 - Hey, Melissa, maybe today's lesson should be on googling the word 'triangle.'

0:13 - Actually, I couldn't do this.

0:15 - Whoa, slow down, Pythagoras.

0:21 - We should focus a little less on geometry and a little more on getting Melissa out of the bomb shelter she's trapped in.

0:24 - Wait, we should be laughing now? I like laughing. Haha, Melissa. Fun! Hahahaha...

0:27 - ...hahahahaha. O, we're done?

0:29 - Wait, so if I learn geometry my kid will go to camp and we'll save that mountain?

25:30 - Why am I watching Chuck, anyway?

Exhibit 9.7

Things I could do if I wasn't spending all of my free time watching The Wire

1. Update this blog.

Well, that's pretty much it.

Exhibit 8.26

The NFL Draft is coming up this weekend, and I'm writing a preview for Carlin's football blog The Realness Hurts.

Believe me, it's better this way.

The first piece is right here. I'll be posting more pieces as the week goes on so be sure to check them out if you're A) Bored or B) Bill Parcells.

Exhibit 6.17

You should be sure to check out Carlin's new football blog The Realness Hurts.

This blog originally had a different name, but I'm so excited about the possibility of writing an NFL Draft Preview that I can hardly remember what it was.

Here's an NFL Draft Preview Preview: Tweener.