How I Know My Phone Is Dying
* Keeps launching Pandora on the Warren Zevon station
* Only works on speakerphone so that god can hear its cries
* Like a Grandpa in the old folks home, no longer recognizes grandchildren/car charger
* Shows complete apathy over whether or not it's on ringer, vibrate
* Calls you in my pocket so you can decide
* Clock only updates when unlocked, phone only unlocked when someone needs me hence--also like grandpa in the old folks home--thinks it's Tuesday, September 24, 1978
* This doesn't explain why it now receives text messages by Pony Express
* It was made by a company that has been bought, spun off, and no longer exists
* It still exists, but only that--nothing more
Anyway, I'm sorry to see it go. It was a good phone.
10.14.2011
Exhibit 1.4.12
Cross-reference: Goodbyes& Phones& The Pony Express
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2 comments:
i remember when you'd just got it and it was fresh and new... like 2 years ago :\.
It was a simpler time then.
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