Exhibit 1.2.9

Basketball Stats

Thesis Defense (Us) vs. Some Law Students

14 minutes
0 shots missed
0 shots attempted
∞ claps
8 attempts to give myself the nickname "Infinity"
1 rebound
1 steal
1 assist
4 times asked if everyone wouldn't just rather play halfcourt
18 unfair jokes about the other team's LSAT scores
18 number of those jokes made safely from the bench
0 minutes of practice or cardio work before next game
2 beers immediately after the game
6 times got confused which way we were going but it didn't matter since I didn't have the ball and no one was paying attention to me so it was totally cool

Thesis Defense is 2-0