Exhibit 14.12

Someone just called me from a number I didn't recognize and since I was online reading about Canada anyway, I figured I'd go ahead and look it up before answering. Don't worry, I don't do this when you call. Unless I'm related to you in which case yes, I do do this when you call.

Anyway, the number apparently belong(s/ed) to a dance studio in Georgia. They didn't leave a message, so I can only assume they called for one of the following reasons:

1. They just heard about my performance at the 2000 Hays High School Junior Prom and want to see if I can teach their students how to pretend to drink out of an empty punch cup while looking like they're too into Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" to talk to anyone

2. They now own my student loans and are way more interested in getting me to pay them back than the last owner (which I think was a donut chain)

3. My phone number is one digit off from Baryshnikov's and they misdialed

4. My phone number is one digit off from Baryshnikov's and they dialed correctly. However, I accidentally switched phones with Baryshnikov when I stopped at the gas station to get this Salted Nut Roll I'm eating (this would, actually, explain the calls from JoAnne Akalaitis)

5. They were calling for the dog


jimStock said...

Maybe they were just picking any Nebraska number for assistance with dumping this year's squad at your local hospital.
Last year's was way better.

Dusty said...

I got a call today from a Georgia church. Which is a kind of dance studio....