Exhibit 25.15

Sometimes I Don't Know What to Post...

...so I check the Bulletin and hope they'll conveniently feature two embarrassing stories atop each other so I can take a screenshot and go about my day.


I hope this all makes us stop and take a moment to consider the precariousness of our frontier towns as they grapple with these coordinated attacks. Who will save this bustling city from nature's uprising?

My guess: Denny Mogis.

And before noon I've posted something on this blog and made a joke about a former area car dealer. I think I've earned myself a cup of coffee.

Exhibit 23.27

Bad Ideas

* Having your Pulitzer Prize winning story collection include an "interview" in the discussion material between the author and the titular character. "Wait, you were following me?" the titular character says and we all die a little.

* Telling the dog that the wind is chasing us Happening style. Well, maybe this isn't a bad idea, really.

* Writing a boring half of a story to meet the requirements of a class exercise then making a note at the end of the file that says, "Make second half good. Add monsters."

* Thumbs.