Exhibit 25.8

Not Stock Photography

Say what you will about stock photography--and this blog says nothing about stock photography, not for months--but it does prevent online advertisements like this one I got today:


Am I supposed to be this guy? Or is this guy supposed to be searching me? What's that even mean? Why is he conducting this search in the bathroom anyway? Can I help him pick out a new shower curtain? I'm thinking a nice red floral one, maybe?

As you see, I have questions, questions and one decorating suggestion which will make the best out of an unfortunate bathroom tile situation.

Now if only I knew a way to find him...

Exhibit 24.3

If Given Access to Future Wikipedia I Would Search For, In Order, These Things

1. Kansas City Royals World Series

2. Apocolypse

3. Apocalypse

4. Adam Peterson pope

5. Twin Peaks episode guide