Exhibit 25.16

Umpire Jim Joyce vs. Novelist James Joyce


FACIAL HAIR



vs.



Winner: Jim Joyce


HEAD ACCESSORIES



vs.



Winner: Tie.


SMOKING JACKET WEARING ABILITY



vs.



Winner: James Joyce by default


VISION



vs.



Winner: No one.

Exhibit 24.20

Basketball Coach

UH Hires James Dickey as New Basketball Coach



I honestly went to sleep thinking UH had named a deceased poet their next basketball coach. No, somehow they did worse.

These Dickey lines seem to sum up the situation:

To be dead, a house must be still.
The floor and the walls wave me slowly;
I am deep in them over my head.