Exhibit 1.2.26

Blasphemous Country Classics

"I Believe in You"

Well, I dont believe that heaven waits
For only those who congregate
I'd like to think of God as love
He's down below
He's up above

Don Williams: unitarian/pro-baby.


"If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Dixie"


If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I'd just as soon stay home.
If they don't have a Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee,
Just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

No one tell American Civil Rights Hero Charlie Pride how Bocephus feels.

Exhibit 22.14

Links/Not Links

* Tonight's Creation Festival at the D&N Event Center in North Platte has been cancelled. No word yet on whether or not this is related to the time "God" lit the old structure on fire with "lightning" to get the "insurance money."

* Every time I can reference something that happened in western Nebraska during the 1990s I feel like this blog is worth it.

* Mathias illustrates how I look like the guy from Party Down and pitches a screenplay. I like this for a lot of reasons, the greatest of which is that it confirms my theory that I know exactly who has seen Party Down and exactly why. Oddly, "It's a Starz network original!" is never why.

* I still think Mathias looks like a not evil/enoveralled Leo Johnson:
* Dave's book brings him in contact with people who work with lemurs.

* My book isn't going to have a ninth chapter.