Exhibit 10.21

Congratulations to Royals All-Star Joakim Soria.



Stats

23 SV
37 IP
41 K
1.22 ERA
.730 WHIP
349 ERA+
1 Old-Timey Beard

Soria didn't even have to grow that beard, it actually jumped from Abraham Lincoln's face once it found a worthy suitor.

Too soon?

And did I mention his intro song is "Welcome to the Jungle"? Or that his nickname is "The Mexicutioner"?

Yeah, he's pretty much your favorite player.

Exhibit 10.17

So there is now definitive evidence that Dan Marino is the greatest quarterback of all-time. I don't understand the math, but I'm just happy there is now a number that tells me what I already know. Sort of like how Christians and Pixies fans know that God is seven.

That number: 8,593

Needless to say, that number is bigger than seven. Take that, God/Elway/Ross Gload.