12.14.2007

Exhibit 5.14

I don't even know how long I've been in California anymore. After Disneyland yesterday, the only things I know are the lyrics to "it's a small world" and the rapidly inflating price of a churro.

Ride Grades

Indiana Jones: A
Space Mountain: C+
Matterhorn: Broken Rib
Thunder Mountain: B
Pirates of the Caribbean: 3 Johnny Depps
Tower of Terror: A+
My Body Mass Index according to lamest ride ever: 29
29 BMI = Dangerously overweight
Dangerously Overweight: No
Cotton Candy: Delicious
Splash Mountain: B
Number of Inside Jokes: One One
it's a small world: it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all,

1 comment:

carlinthemarlin said...

I've always thought of you as dangerously overweight.