I still don't have an apartment, but what I do have is a fantasy football team name. So there's that. In years past I was this and this and this and this. And now:
The Annotated Rex Ryan. I feel pretty good about this. Not about playing fantasy football or talking about it in public--that I still feel terrible about--but the name works, I think. I look forward to writing embarrassed yet oddly self-congratulatory posts about it from the library where I'm living.