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Personal Safety Alert
So I mentioned the university here sends out emails whenever the neighborhood it hates so much encroaches on its precious learning environment. Usually these personal safety alerts aren't quite so funny/racially problematic. This one, however:
Suspect Description: Black male approximately 19 years of age. Short statue, thin build, dark complexion, hair style like worn by actor Will Smith. Wearing a black hoody and blue jeans.
So, to sum up, a black guy with hair allegedly robbed someone who was unfamiliar with the work of the more age appropriate Nick Cannon.
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.
2 comments:
Um, hello, the only problem with this email is that it didn't say "hair style like worn by President Barack Obama." What kind of ignorant institution is this?
http://politicsoffthegrid.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/will-smith-abd-barack-obama.jpg
I just hope Denzel is okay being left out of this discussion.
O, and I didn't even notice 'short statue.' Apparently the robber came directly from the Sam Houston memorial gift shop.
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