* Pretty pendants under $30 (everyone knows I demand the best pretty pendants money can buy. $50 minimum)
* Save big on LeapFrog learning toys (probably because I looked at my own book yesterday and it naturally figured I was a kindergarten-level reader)
* Shop bestselling products from Optimum Nutrition (some kind of protein supplement company. Who told Amazon.com about my deltoids?)
* Save big on LeapFrog learning toys (probably because I looked at my own book yesterday and it naturally figured I was a kindergarten-level reader)
* Shop bestselling products from Optimum Nutrition (some kind of protein supplement company. Who told Amazon.com about my deltoids?)
* Save $20 when you spend $80 on Boys' New Balance shoes (I'll have you know I only buy Saucony athletic shoes. Plus, I step up to a man's size 6 in the months when I need heavier socks)
* Save up to 50% on Juniors' Dresses (I don't even want to know. It must think I'm either a profoundly confused individual or that I'm some be-childrened divorcee ala Randy Quaid's character in the noted McDonald's commercial Bye Bye Love)
* Bestsellers in LEGO Star Wars toys (Whoa...)
Okay, so that LEGO Star Wars one was a lucky guess, Amazon Recommendation Robot. And I do have a birthday coming up in March...Hint.
My god. Bye Bye Love is a movie I haven't even thought of in long enough of a time that I couldn't even remember Janeane Garofalo was in it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet as soon as you mentioned it, all I could remember is that they go to McDonald's. It's like every other scene.
this and the netflix post had me laughing alone in my apartment for several minutes
ReplyDeletethank you