Exhibit 3.24

Good god! The diabolical Johnson girls (who, in case you are unfamiliar, have left a candy bar basket near the coffee machine in my office for the last two months in a supposed effort to raise money for some trip in 2009 [2009!]) are at it again!

As of today, they have now started stocking a second basket full of Pop Tarts next to our toaster. How long until it's Coke near the drinking fountain or whiskey near my desk?

This is all going to end with me begging them for heroin as they blind me with their solid gold Girl Scout uniforms. I can't even type there are so many Brown Sugar & Cinnamon crumbs.