Exhibit 1.12

Candy Bar Review: Take Five

I couldn't tell you what's in a Take Five except for a pretzel, and god knows I'm not going to look it up. If I had to guess it's: Pretzel, Chocolate made from melted chocolate Jesuses, Unicorn Laughter, Nougat, and Nugent. I also might be willing to say that it had caramel but don't want to go out on a limb. I'm pretty sure sweater vests aren't involved.

The evil-genius daughters of a co-worker have placed a basket of candy bars in the break room next to the coffee. They might as well have filled the basket with puppies for all the action this thing gets. I've never enjoyed helping someone's children raise money so much. It's for an operation or a band trip or something.