Exhibit 3.9

I'm not going to say any more about my sunburn. Except that sometime between eleven and noon I successfully shed my skin. I took the skin and filled it with receipts for things I've purchased recently and leaned this mannequin against the wall. All day, people have been stopping by to hug it.

Exhibit 2.21

The Real World by season:

1992 - New York
1993 - Los Angeles
1994 - San Francisco
1995 - London
1996 - Miami
1997 - Boston
1998 - Seattle
1999 - Hawaii
2000 - New Orleans
2001 - New York (again)
2002 - Chicago
2002 - Las Vegas

After that I got a girlfriend or a car or went to college or graduated (just like you did), because I'm pretty sure there was never one in Paris despite what Mary-Ellis Bunim keeps telling me.