Exhibit 26.23

Now That I Have an Apartment

I still need the following:

* Electricity
* A less embarrassing sink
* The will to read Montaigne
* A place to sit that's not the floor
* One dog
* Better Scrabble letters
* Anything to eat
* Something to place hypothetical food on
* Dignity
* Syllabi/towels
* Friendly yet private relationship with neighbors


jimStock said...

* David Bowie record(s)
* Jose Guillen

jimStock said...

(Please take back Jose Guillen.)

Robbers said...

Don't forget:

* a computer
* an ipod
* a camera
* a window

A. Peterson said...

I hate the robbers.