Exhibit 26.12

The Royals



The thing that continues to kill me about the Royals is that since they're clearly not good at baseball, they must be good at something else. Like, is it possible that maybe they made a mistake early in life or had parents that pushed them in the wrong direction or somehow did something that led them away from their true talent? I mean, sure, they're a terrible baseball team, but maybe they'd be the best news team.

This is what I thought about for most of the 3rd inning.