Undergraduate Regression Statistics
* Time spent in dorm room: 80%
* Number of cereals in the cereal bar: 10
* Number of cereals sampled: 3
* Thoughts of changing major: 2
* Pinsky: Pinsky
* Lecture halls: 1
* Trips to the soft serve machine: 0
* Ratio of days to naps: 3/5
* Times reading pretentious book in dining hall: 3
* Times I wondered if this wasn't the quad: ∞
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