Exhibit 25.27

Undergraduate Regression Statistics

* Time spent in dorm room: 80%

* Number of cereals in the cereal bar: 10

* Number of cereals sampled: 3

* Thoughts of changing major: 2

* Pinsky: Pinsky

* Lecture halls: 1

* Trips to the soft serve machine: 0

* Ratio of days to naps: 3/5

* Times reading pretentious book in dining hall: 3

* Times I wondered if this wasn't the quad: ∞