6.03.2010

Exhibit 25.16

Umpire Jim Joyce vs. Novelist James Joyce


FACIAL HAIR



vs.



Winner: Jim Joyce


HEAD ACCESSORIES



vs.



Winner: Tie.


SMOKING JACKET WEARING ABILITY



vs.



Winner: James Joyce by default


VISION



vs.



Winner: No one.

2 comments:

  1. Clearly the world needed my commentary on this one.

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  2. Recent Hendrix College AlumnusJune 7, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    My college roommate had the final eyepatch picture of James Joyce taped to his door. It had a constant habit of falling off. Underneath the picture my roommate had written "Lick James Joyce's nutsack, son." Thanks for the reminder.

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