6.03.2010

Exhibit 25.16

Umpire Jim Joyce vs. Novelist James Joyce


FACIAL HAIR



vs.



Winner: Jim Joyce


HEAD ACCESSORIES



vs.



Winner: Tie.


SMOKING JACKET WEARING ABILITY



vs.



Winner: James Joyce by default


VISION



vs.



Winner: No one.

2 comments:

A. Peterson said...

Clearly the world needed my commentary on this one.

Recent Hendrix College Alumnus said...

My college roommate had the final eyepatch picture of James Joyce taped to his door. It had a constant habit of falling off. Underneath the picture my roommate had written "Lick James Joyce's nutsack, son." Thanks for the reminder.