12.11.2009

Exhibit 23.4

Beard

I've never been able to grow a beard but mostly that's because I've never really put my mind to it. Or I have some sort of testosterone deficiency. Either way, now that I more or less have a month with nowhere to go, I figured I'd try.

That image is where we currently stand. I think the right side of my face is winning, but mostly I'm disappointed that A) there's a competition and B) I could tabulate a winner to the competition. I had to stand really close to the mirror in order to do that. Mine is not a beard that can be seen at a distance.

I chose red for the image because that's a color that would stand out not because it's the color the beard is growing in. As far as you know.

Unless parts of my beard start connecting themselves, I think I'm going to shave soon.

4 comments:

  1. Hey,
    At least you can still grow hair on top of your head. That's where it counts.

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  2. Don't give up! It might take a couple months, but if you give up the terrorists win.

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  3. J: Only the coldness in the eyes.

    R: You're just trying to make me feel better.

    C: But I'm growing it in order to become a terrorist!

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