Exhibit 12.12

Well, I'm officially dead inside. I actually had a moment today where I thought, Jesus, I'm not going to check my 401k for a year. I wonder if I should transition away from growth-and-income funds to some more conservative holdings? No, I've got a long time until retirement. I'm fine.

I then double-checked an aspect of my dental insurance, paid to register my car, and thought about when I should buy my next cellphone while staring at my cubicle wall.

If this isn't interesting to you, you probably should ignore my next post tentatively titled "Adam Peterson reads a Suze Orman book then rethinks decision to not purchase a buy-one-get-one-free card offered by coworker's daughter."