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Congratulations to Royals All-Star Joakim Soria.
Stats
23 SV
37 IP
41 K
1.22 ERA
.730 WHIP
349 ERA+
1 Old-Timey Beard
Soria didn't even have to grow that beard, it actually jumped from Abraham Lincoln's face once it found a worthy suitor.
Too soon?
And did I mention his intro song is "Welcome to the Jungle"? Or that his nickname is "The Mexicutioner"?
Yeah, he's pretty much your favorite player.
7.07.2008
Exhibit 10.21
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He's the only Royals starter as required by law but I hope he'd get a nod anyway. When he has a chance he's pretty deadly.
I'm just waiting for Rich Harden to break his leg now.
You probably won't have to wait very long. My guess is he breaks it while going to see the physical therapist treating his torn labrum.
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