Some actual lines from a book on Hypno Writing that found its way onto my desk:
- "Here's my famous letter...it's considered Hypno Writing at its best. Later on you'll get to analyze this letter, but for now, just copy it in your own handwriting. Exercise: Copy this letter in your own handwriting."
- "When you use similes, you can make your own words 'fall softly as rose petals,' 'gush out like toothpaste,' 'string and creep like insects!'" [Ed note: Thanks to the book Hypno Editing, I was able to spot the typo in 'string'. Or maybe he was referring to the Western String Beetle.]
- "Also within you is a wiser part called Self Two, the Master."
- "My biggest secret: I DON'T DO THE WRITING! Shocked? What I mean is, I command or request the writing from my unconscious."
- "Studies show that the postscript is the most often read part of any letter."
- "The truth is, I did not have a fight with my neighbor."
- "Well, let me blow your mind. Is the image moving? Actually, it's not moving at all."
- "These writers are 'vegetarians' because their writing lacks meat."
- "There is a subtle link connecting your brain with your hand that enables you to convey what you see..."
- "What? A case against perfection? Again, I'm not urging you to crank out crap."
- "On the blog, I placed an actual picture of Lindsey Lohan, which helped people pay attention to my writing."
- "I now own those automatons." [Ed note: Against all odds, this is referring to actual mechanical automatons.]
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