I'd even mocked up a cover.
From the sounds of it, his book isn't about using a greyhound strapped with TNT to kill the president so I should still be okay there.
The president is a dog racing fan, you see, and he naturally wants to pet the winner, a dog trained since birth to do two things: run fast and kill the president. Well, three things if you count sitting.
You know what, it would probably be easier if you just read it. I don't like to explain what I'm trying to say with my work. You can figure out for yourself that it's about my estranged father.
Couple of things:
ReplyDelete1. I don't mean to make fun of that novel. I'm sure it's great.
2. It took me approximately nine hours to make that book cover.
i'm working on a book cover...could definitely use your help.
ReplyDeleteI hope the book is about dogs. Otherwise we're going to have to make it about dogs in editing.
ReplyDeleteok, so we have some editing to do.
ReplyDeleteI was a bit surprised to see that the real cover involved a seemingly naked man reenacting that water scene in flashdance. Or maybe a police hosing at a nudist's protest? Where are the puppies?
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